Entries by Happy Hooves

All people (or people's actions) mentioned herein deserve the flak I give them. You are earnestly advised to refrain from reproaching me with accusations of insensitivity. Feel free to point your browser elsewhere.

Not being evil for a change. I truly believe people are not evil. At worst they are plain dumb. I do not believe it is possible for people to ignore the pleas of suffering masses and go on being insensitive. Man wasn't made that way. It is pity and not hate that these children of God deserve, for they were not granted the kind of brains that allow one to listen. It is not their fault that they do not understand what you mean when you say 'please'. The beauty of the dumb smile on their faces as they continue with their mindless fun, is something you and I will never have. So, the next time the dumbfuck cretin plays a song he assumes is everybody's favourite, shut down your machine and walk away. Don't get angry. You've tried that right? Doesn't work, right? He will only decide to let you have it a score more time. Don't sweat it. Just walk away. Don't get angry. Don't get angry. Don't get angry.

Funny thing about super powers, they always go to the other guy. You may be the most enthu candidate for the job willing to take up the whole saving-the-day business in full earnest, but it will always be the bloke from the doomed planet or the dud of a scientist carrying out an experiment in the middle of a god forsaken desert or a stupid, stupid teeny bopper who goes and gets himself bitten by a radio active spider who gets the super powers. And then they have to make it sound like a 'burden' by using words like guilt and responsibility. Show offs!!

The order of things in the universe being what it is, it is not the easiest of tasks for a Capricornian to shed his shell and take up a name and a ... self, alien to what he is native to. But it is for those very same reasons that a Capri must take up this identity. The need for an outlet makes itself felt every now and then.

Beginning then, the vision I have of this warped world. Of things straight and otherwise because no one chooses to look at them when upside down. And don't tell me you never are upside down. I refuse to believe that.